11. June 2024
Bob
Writing , Humor
Here's an excerpt from one of today's meetings:
| Me: | Your writer created this content incorrectly. |
| Them: | Our writer has created this type of content before, and they followed the same pattern as last time. |
| Me: | Let me put this as delicately as I can - if you did something wrong the first time and you continue to do it wrong every time after that, then telling me you did it the same way as last time doesn't mean anything to me. |
| Them: |  |
4. June 2024
Bob
Arizona , Humor
Javalinas are a nuisance in my neighborhood because they knock over people's trash bins and scatter garbage through the streets, and this is especially true when people wheel their cans out to the curb a tad bit early (as I often do). After a recent peccary rampage through our residential rubbish, one of my neighbors quipped "Welcome to Javalinaville," which served as the impetus for the following parody that is sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville."
| Nibblin' on nightshade,
Watchin' the moon fade,
See all these swines
That are covered with spines.
I look in the alley,
That place is a galley,
Smell the debris
As they're startin' to dine. Wastin' away again in Javalinaville,
Searchin' for any refuse they can find.
Some people claim
That there's a trash bin to blame,
But I know, it's my own dang fault. | 
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| I know the reason,
They've stayed here all season,
Our neighborhood's filled
With a bundle of bins.
Now here's some real beauties,
A pack of Tucson cuties,
How they dance in the trash,
What a sin. Wastin' away again in Javalinaville,
Searchin' for any refuse they can find.
Some people claim
That there's a trash bin to blame,
But I know, it's my own dang fault. |