In honor of St. Patrick's Day and my favorite prog rock band, this is the t-shirt that I'm wearing today...
In keeping with that theme, here are some possible lyrics that go along with that t-shirt:
An ancient cleric
Humble stride
Today's Saint Patrick
Humble pride
No his snakes are not for rent
Neither viper nor serpent
And I'm glad they finally went
For they all would not repent
Saint Patrick!