Just in time for April Fool's Day, here are some new HTML tags for useless text.
<BLAH></BLAH>
Defines Unnecessary Text
Extended attributes are:
| Attribute | Example |
| RHETORIC | <BLAH RHETORIC="Political" ALIGN="Liberal">
This could be used for: "So, my fellow Americans, I feel that this is a strong issue about which I was asked that should not go unnoticed by this administration because it impacts all of us where we live as people of this great land that....." |
| ACCENT | <BLAH ACCENT="Southern">
This could be used for: "Yawl jus' don' figur dat I be fin tuh be slaypin muh ferty wanks afore I goes huntin' latah." |
<BLAB></BLAB>
Defines Disparaging Text
Extended attributes are:
| Attribute | Example |
| RHETORIC | <BLAH RHETORIC="Gossip">
This could be "Gossip," "Slander," "Hearsay," "Rumor," etc.
Used for statements like: "Did you hear what Marc said to Luis? OHHH! You've gotta hear this...!" |