My wife was shopping for Guardians of the Galaxy toys to donate to charity, and the following conversation took place:
| Kathleen: | So, I was going to buy Star Lord, Groot, and Ranger. |
| Me: | Ranger? |
| Kathleen: | Yeah, you know - the squirrel. |
| Me: | You mean Rocket? The raccoon? |
| Kathleen: | Yeah, that's the one. |
| Me: | o_O |